Tonight i will use this

its my cookbook

i love it

got it for 50 cents

happy new year!

bringing it in with twinkie kabobs

what else??

what will i put on them

besides twinkies of corce....

lemme see...

marshmellows

cherries

pineapple

and love

always love

is it sad that this is

the only real cookbook

that i use?

its snowing outside
i am eating jellybeans
all except the black ones
i have a cold sore the size of minniapolas on my lip
i cant spell minniapolas
and thats ok
because i have never been there
listened to coheed and cambria all the way to work today
i almost slid off the road
all i could think of was if i died in a car wreck would coheed and cambria still be playing on my radio?
when the cops pulled my body out of the car, this would be the background music to my death
i think im reading to much poe...
except that....i always do this
i am morbid
yes thank you very much i know
i am weird
if anyone likes the black ones,come over and you can have them
they are just sitting here all sad because i refuse to eat them
white is gross too
take them also

i think you need to know that i love this man...eDgAr aLlAn pOe...his words are hauntingly beautyful...and creepy and perfeCt. my dear friend gave me this book as a gift today...and it will go down in history as one of the best gifts i have ever recieved. the best part of recieving a book? the inscription left by the givee...i have a few of these in books from the past that absolutely haunt me.

and that my friends brings me to another poe that i love. yep miss angry jonny herself...her music fuels my painting fire like nothing else....wanna see me go nuts on a canvas?-ill be listening to poe.

LOVE + TOAST

If you were to give me a hug today, this is what i'd smell like.
put your head cloce to the screen and sniff......
not getting anything?! sorry.
let me describe it for you....its like the day the sugar cookie maried a flower in my moms garden and i was the brides maid.
its like the drive on the freeway in the sunset the day i married beau. i had a blue snow cone in my hand,my white fluffy dress all around me,and a smile. his face was all i could see. travis was playing on the radio.
this purfume....is me on my bycycle downtown with sandals on my feet and a cherry loli pop sucker in my mouth,the sun is shining and the world is bright.
if i could, i would wrap this scent in a box and then give it to my daughters daughters...just so they could know the smell of pure happiness...the way i do today.
im in love with today for no real reason at all.

my little pin up chick

painted her on the back of a cerial box. great value bran never looked so good.

she lives on my bathroom wall.

rice

making rice bags for christmas.havent bought one thing...unless a 20lb bag of rice counts? im getting better, had a few spills, one or two meltdowns, but other then that im loving sewing. just me and a little needle and a piece of thread. 

dollar store sewing kit and my one true love

merry christmas

enjoy the rice in your bed and my crookid stitches...

Painted these for miss babies room, and i finally hung them up this week. i also made a frog on a unicycle balancing a cake, and a mouse and a duck with umbrellas. need to find more frames and get them up. they were fun to do, and only took one nap time to make.

ps: kitty looks wEiRd because my my camera hates me and is the devil...maby because i drop it every day.

Tis the season for UGLY sweaters

Bought some nasty, probably flee ridden, second hand sweaters. glued some crap on them, sewed a little too....
Had a feast...turky, ham, mac n chees, potatoes...and  a bunch of other delish foods. Then, we celebrated with friends....in ugly sweater magnificence. it was fantastic, guess you could say i got what i wanted for christmas this year.
-loved that scott and anna didnt wash the sweaters they bought and scott was itchy the entire night
-loved that the snowman on mine got heavy,and kept getting crap on it because it was huge!
-loved the question game and peeing our pants laughing so hard
-green jello...enough said
-loved pranking my mom with the pizza guy because linking phone calls is amazing

-love my new multicolored,handmade,framed picture of a gingerbread house.

TIP TOE ALL THE WAY TO IDAHO

painted her in 2003 on the break of 2004....it was a rough winter. one of the roughest ive ever experienced in my 26 years. i slept all day and worked all night. i was comming off a seven month summer...the seasons were all messed up. it was a time of growth for me.

FABULOUS
I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT MAKES ME PEE MY PANTIES
AMY SEDARIS IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND
HOW I FOUND THIS LITTLE TREASURE BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS IS A MIRICALE
WHEN I READ THIS BOOK ON ENTERTAINING I HAVE TEARS OF JOY RUNNING DOWN MY LIL CHEEKS
READ IT, IF YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR IT WILL MAKE YOU SO HAPPY