one little week...

my pretty brown beach dress and my favorite store

plane rides scare me especially when your sick in the bathroom and theres turbulance

no beach town better then laguna

beau the rose

our bycicles in newport beach

i miss the pink basket

paradice cove

loved this weird little shop

For me there is no place i'd rather be then the ocean. i am a mermaid ....BUT SHHHH...dont tell anyone. i dont want beau and i to end up in a tank like tom hanks and daryl hanna on splash. we went for a week, and just did whatever we wanted. midnight donut shops....absolutely. thats one of my favorite things about california, the weird donut shops open at all hours. we took naps on the beach...and just relaxed. ate delicious food at strange local places and slept in. wanna watch the river wild in bed till 11am? no problem, we are on vacation....might as well. drove down pch and just took it all in....sereously people who live near the coast take it for granted! we were at a diffrent beach every single day. we got beach crusers and rode down the board walk, went to malibu and ate over priced burgers and frys with our feet dipped in the sand and our hands on the tabletop. (love paradice cove) walked down the busy streets of the santa monica promenade with sand in my hair and looked for worthless celebrities to gawk at. wandered through strange beach shops and smelled all the little soaps. lived in my swiming suit all week long. and just enjoyed being with my honey and having time away to do nothing. i missed arden betty every second i was there, but i tried ro relax knowing she was safe with grandma. the best part of comming home was having her look up to the doorway when we arrived, and run to me with tears in her eyes. i was glad she missed us. now were back in our own little house, with our little barky dogs, sleeping in our own little bed, and i godda say, i missed this place and im glad were home.

thank you

I took this photo in a bathroom stall in santa monica. i want to thank whomever wrote this. you just never know whos gunna brighten your day.

THe MoRnERs

A cold winters day. no one said a word. a life wasted. a sad death. the mourners strange unfamiliar folks. i bought you a red tie and they buried you in it.

pLACes uNKnoWN AND FAr AWaY.........

pAINTED THIS MESS TWO YEARS AGO. WORKED AT OLIVE GARDEN....HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT....DREMPT OF FAR AWAY PLACES.....I LOVE THIS ENTRY.

music to my ears

i think i just ate a damn rotten carrot......but that my friends is not why im writing on this wednsday. sereously whos idea was it to put a d in wednsday??
sooo im feeling a blog...about Rilo Kiley....because,tomorrow im going to see Jenny Lewis for an OUTDOOR twilight concert. WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH THIS WOMANS LYRICS HAVE INFLUINCED ME ARTISTICALLY.

hEREs a GOoD OnE ThAT I AlWaYs EnJoY................... i do this thing where i think im real sick but i wont go to the doctor to find out about it. cuz they make you stay real still in a real small place as they chart up your insides and put them on display. theyd see all of it all of me all of it. all of the good that wont come out of me, and all the stupid lies i hide behind. its such a big mistake standin here on this frozen lake.


.The last show i saw was MAE. i was about six months pregnant. i wore my j crew newsie hat and took glares from 16 year olds who had no clue who the band even was. its safe to say embers and envelopes is one of my top 20 fav songs. id drive down the 405 in cali and make my friends listen to this song on repeat. the first time i heard this song live i had tears running down my cheeks. oh nostalgia.....
now im using puke green and i love it....i need to make a list of my fav songs for sure.....at least a top 20. MY HUSBANDS MUSIC WOULD FOR SURE BE MY # ONE....AND I DONT NEED A CD OR AN I POD FOR THAT.....I JUST PLUG EM IN AND HE SINGS FOR ME:)
LOVE MUSIC.....LOVE IT

pINkALicIoUs

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This is our book. arden and mine that is....PINKALICIOUS. we read it, then re read it....because its amazing AND THE LITTLE GIRL TURNS PINK!!pink pink pink! what more could you ask for? im so throwing a pinkalicious party for arden:)

my garbedge disposals broken. i dont care if it gets fixed. maby part of me enjoys pouring leftover spaghetti in the toilet. so what?

olive, oh my olive

Childhood calling......

im in a hair rutt....to cut or not to cut!

it would take some time, but im willing to grow them....
love and miss these
not my fav picture, but it showcases the sweeping bangs well.
BLUNT
So the title sums it up..im stuck. i love my blunt bangs...but sometimes i feel like i only have part of my face...like i have no eyebrows or forehead. im sereous when i say its a BIG decision for me because i have messed up my hair on spur of the moment haircuts that werent thought through. and im not going to do it without being sure that im done with these bangs. im thinking if cutting them choppy and sweeping them to the side.... or growing them out.but im not so sure.
so! here are some pictures of me with blunt and with side swept....help me out guys. i need some advice:)it

blogging is stupid and catfights are funny. horror movies are bad. that sums it up

sometimes i have a hard time with blogging....its not a journal to me...how does an artist express themself on a key board? give me ink....give me a paintbrush or a crayola crayon! i see pretty blogs and think...yes, very cute...but what can you do with a pen and a slice of paper? shit thought so. i miss days when things were not so advanced? yeah, like the days before 5th graders had cell phones. and instead of google you had to look in the phone book to find the last name of the kid your crushing on. like on juno! notice they used pay phones in the hallways at school? thats because the director felt he wanted it the way it was before texting and crap.by the way face book has ruined my high school reunion. i know whos still slutty, whos not fat anymore,and how many kids the girl who stole my boyfriend in tenth grade has.barf, sereously...i miss the way things were.
ON THE FLIP SIDE!! i saw a cat fight in the pocatello wal mart two days ago! oh!! and one of the "ladies" was pregnant. that made my day for sure:)as soon as i heard "cat fight" i RAN with my cart to see the action. im sick i know i know! whatever, you'd watch too. um what else? oh i saw the movie A Haunting in Connecicut. and now i cant sleep at night anymore. what the eff was i thinking? im terrified....i woke up at three am in my old room at my moms house screaming bloddy murder. (ive been doing weird crap in my sleep these days....again) and almost ended up smashed between my mom and dad in their bed because im an effin wimp and a fradey cat (as my sister used to call me) so, just say no to horror. im done, i need ice cream like nobodys freekin business.

a picture with a history

ThE tErRIbLe TwOs

heres arden at famous daves, we had to tell her the pig was gunna come to our table if she didnt sit down and eat
heres a classic example of a tantrum..
blue ice cream,root beer popcicles, tantrums, the backyardagains surfer dude toy, m&ms, tantrums again, a new blow up "fwimming" pool and stripping naked on the front porch, waking up at 7am, my little ponies on repeat,spilling rice crispies everywhere, riding the dog, screaming at the top of your lungs...scratching and pulling hair,begging to wear my lingeree to the store because they are your fairy dresses,pouring pee pee on the bathroom floor and insisting on wiping it up,changing your clothes four times daily because of stains,throwing your doll out the car window then screaming bloddy murder,digging into potted plants and throwing the dirt on the floor,standing up in the cart at the store,climbing out and falling,calling people in my phone to breathe in it,peeing the bed, putting on my makeup,wiping with an entire roll of toilet paper, being my human blanket at night "snuggle me" the pickyness,the tears,and the giggles... all this and i'd have you ten more times if i had too. arden i love you and i love your terrible twos. but dear lord please make em go by fast...im losing my sanity:)
today i went with a friend (whos due for baby #2 any day now) to babys r us and found myself wanting to buy all the cute stuff and set up the crib, i swear the cutest baby even looked up at me with sparkley eyes and said "hi"...then i looked at arden, hanging out of the cart screaming bloddy murder for no reason, dirty face and all (precious dirty face that is)and thought: oh hell no not yet. and thats the truth.

I tHInK iM iN lOVe

yes im in love, with these dishes:) perfect for a fairy party with little cakes and tea! my dishes all ran away with the spoon, so i got these for mothers day(thanks beauie) every girldeserves a set of pink and green dishes, its only fair right? now all i need is a pink cake plate to match! just thinking about it makes me giddy.

and lets not forget the tree that lives next door! each morning i open my bathroom window to peer out and get a glance at this little beauty. pink and green, what perfect colors.if i were a little girl i'd have a picnic under this tree.

tattoos and bumblebees

sereously, zoom in on my arm in the picture above.. if you can. and when you do what will you see? a freekin homemade tattoo given to me by a third grader packin a "gel pen" like a freekin gun. heres how it all went down. were preparing to start art class when racheal, goes "miss emily can i give you a fake tattoo?" and im like "sure...how about mom in a heart on my arm"(thinking soft felt/crayola) so yeah....she procedes to slice into my arm...and im going ouch this kinda hurts..."be softer" and then when shes done and she trots away looking for another victim. im not jokeing when i say i have a scar. I HAVE A DAMN TATTOO ON MY ARM....THAT SAYS MOM FOR CRYING OUTLOUD! and its not going away. im freeking out man. i got freeking inked by an eight year old..it wouldnt be so bad, but lets say this perticular child does'nt have the best handwriting per say. so yeah...just another weird thing to add to the crazyness that is emily.
what else happened this week? oh....yeah...wienersnitzle is didgusting and i swear its given me the swine flu...i wanna ralf thinking about it...eew! um...we went to the bees game and loved it. sat infront of a bunch of drunks...who were hillarious man. downed some nachoes..and cheered on the team. arden is obsessed with the bee/scared of him? i dono...who knows! i'd be scared of a dude in a bee costume too.
thats about it for today...just pray that this freeking thing fades...i godda go smear on some neosporin:)

Dees

A PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME...
YOU CAN GET THE SENOIR CHICKEN STRIP MEAL...FOR 5 BUCKS..AND IT COMES WITH A ROLL....
A PLACE WHERE FRIENDS MEET....AND LAUGH TILL THEY HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS...
WHERE YOU ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT ON THE MENU BECAUSE...ITS DEES! OH YES BABY...GIMME SOME DEES AND A SIDE OF HEART BURN. HERES WHAT WAS ON LAST NIGHTS MENU...HOT CAKES COMBO...CHEEZY BACON BURGER.....APPLE PIE AND A DISH OF ALA MODE....SPAGETTII WITH MEAT BALLS....A SIDE OF GARLIC BREAD....A SENIOR SIZED CHICKEN DINNER....AN OREO SHAKE..WITH A CHERRY ON TOP...AND THREE FREE SUCKERS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? WE DINE IN STYLE OK. SEREOUSLY HOMIES....DONT BOTHER ME WITH FANCY PANTS PLACES LIKE....UM I DONO....BECAUSE I HAVE DEES AND DEES HAS CLASS. WHEN IM 80 IM GOING TO DEES..HOPEFULLY LUGGING AN OXIGEN TANK...WEARING MY HAIR IN A BEEHIVE....DRINKING CUP UPON CUP OF BLACK COFFIE. AND IM GOING TO HIT PEOPLE WITH MY CANE...BUT DONT WORRY...ILL BE HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE MY SENIOR CHICKEN DINNER....AND I CRAP MY DIAPER. (I DONT KNOW WHY I PUT THAT, BUT I LIKE IT AND IM KEEPING IT) OK GUYS....GO TO DEES YOU MAY GET DIAHREAH BUT SEREOUSLY WHO CARES? ITS WORTH THE RISK.

A Few sMaLl thInGs tHaT doNt MaTtER a bIt

first off i'd like to dedicate this blog to the weird scandanavian woman (WHOM I TOLD OFF AT WAL MART TODAY ) i wanted to tell you that i dont feel bad for a second for letting you know how i felt. (oh the blessings of the downtown wal mart)its like "yeah lady i know your wondering if boniva is right for you, but move your freeking cart, because i know you see me standing here" im so terrible...whenever someones in my way in a store that old rap song pops into my head and i repeat it over and over in my mind "move b get out the way b get out the way" what kind of christian mother would do this i ask you? a damn froot loop! and thats what i am.
so how bout the weather eh? i know, its depressing....and you godda find things get your mind off it to......ESCAPE. oh im good at this. first off im reading this book for the a second time. THIS BOOK IS AMAZING! it takes me away to a beach and a summer day. let me warn you tho, it gets a bit hot and heavy. nope not a trashy paper back with a harlott, a naked stud,and a rose... just freeking sexie ok. beau looks over at me and goes "what the heck are you reading?" and im like "dont worry about it...go to sleep"

what else? things that dont matter.....oh i decided to put up a picture of the cup i stole from my moms house. BECAUSE UGLY CUPS NEED FRIENDS TOO. also, im proud to say that my gay beta fish sally bruce is still going strong. keep living little he/she i know you have endured endless tsunamis of fish food overflow from dear arden, but i think the worst is behind you. in closing i want to write a love letter to the spicy Mc chicken sandwitch. Dear samwitch that makes my ass big, i love you. i love your mayo...and your cheep bun. i love the way your meat probably came from 72 different chickens...MABY CATS? but please, i write you this letter to tell you to we cant keep doing this,leave me alone i beg you. summer is nearing and...your not helping me get into my skinny jeans. i still love you and i will miss our late nights after work...but honey please...your cheep. did you really think it would last? YOU DESERVE BETTER. lets face it i deserve better. much love, EmILy eLizAbEtH*
PS:I HAD TO ADD THE BOOKS NAME!! ITS THE LAST SUMMER OF YOU AND ME( READ IT LADIES)

tHe sTuFf oF NiGHtmArEs

He seemed harmless in the beginning...
but when you got a closer look....
something was just not right....
and he leaves you screaming...and TERRIFIED...THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES...LITERALLY.
then hes gone and you never forget.
OK HONESTLY? WHAT THE EFF? WHO IN THE SWEET NAME OF EASTER PICKED THIS COSTUME? AFTER ALL THE CREATIVE, BEAUTYFULL, STORYBOOK WORDS I USED TO DESCRIBE THE EASTER BUNNY TO MY CHILD...AND ARDEN SEES THIS!SHE NOW HATES THE EASTER BUNNY. THANKS WHEELER FARM STAFF FOR OPTING FOR THE "GOOD COSTUME" WHAT DID THIS LITTLE BEAUTY SETCHA BACK? 10 BUCKS...AND MABY AN OLD PACKAGE OF HOT DOGS?? ARDEN HAS GOT TO THINK WE ARE CRAZY NOW,BECAUSE THE POUR KID THINKS THAT THIS FREEK(YES I SAID FREEK) WILL BE VISITING OUR HOUSE TONIGHT!SORRY HOMEY, NO CARROTS FOR YOU....JUST SO YOU KNOW I HAVE A GUN and i will shoot you in the face:) HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? IF YOU HAVE YOU WONT ASK WHY IM WONDERING. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SAW THIS THING STANDING AT THE END OF YOUR BED? HA! FREEKY. WELL....HAPPY EASTER...AND MANY YEARS OF THEARAPY:)

the beach house

SO WE BOUGHT IT!! yeah thats right we bought The Beach House tanning salon. i know crazy right? blame it on my amazingly ambitious husband ok....sereously he never stops. beaus mind just ticks and ticks. things have been crazy, fun, confusing, and well....new.yeah, its a new era in our little life together. sereously when im running the place people are shocked to see that the crazy, chatty, small "little girl" is the owner. they just dont expect it, its funnyto see the looks on their faces when they ask who owns the place:)
for those of you who want a little color before summer....come check us out! its adoreable, and our beds are to die for SMOKIN HOT...all ultra ruva so nope...we wont burn ya:) well just give you a little glow. so far ive only been a few times...and im feeling much more ALIVE! im brown in the summer and vampire white in the winter. i dont know what it is, i just feel so much prettyer when i have a little glow in my cheeks. AND TAN TOES ARE A MUST! give me brown little feet with candy colored toe nails, and a pair of flops...thats all i need and im ready for summer, and i know its gunna be a good one:)

lIkE BuTta

SO I FOUND THIS LITTLE BEAUTY THIS WEEK AND... IM IN LOVE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH AN AMAZING BUTTER DISH? THE BEST PART OF ALL WAS THAT I PAID $1.99 FOR IT. NOW WHENEVER THE BUTTERS ALL GONE I CAN BE LIKE "oH hi aLICe hoWs disH LiFe ToDaY?