BEAU THE BAD A

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   my babies
   
   Arden screamed bloody murder when he reved it up!!
   
   
   She kept kissing him and smiling at him!!
   
   
   
   
   my husband the biker dude?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   So that whats up................beau became obsesses with motorcycles i dont even know when!! all he talked about this summer (EXCEPT THE HOUSE) was bikes. and im going" thats way gay babe. who are you??" and hes like"no its cool" well this past week his drooling turned into a bit of a reality!! He went and picked out one!! arden and i went along to look at it...and its funny cuz the guy selling it had the same look going as beau. short buzzed hair,beird,and tats. three months ago beau was clean shaven and had a flowhawk!!! slowly he just morphed..........and to tell you the truth...new biker beau turns me on. i feel like were 18 and we can just.....ride off into the sunset and get into trouble. like my dads gunna hate him and ground me!!! like were katy on tommy from that old country song SHES IN LOVE WITH A BOY. i know im retarded....but thats how it feels.....to date...ur...um.....be married to a bad ass. you should have seen the smile on his face when he drove this thing home friday night!! PURE JOY!!! its like christmas morning every day at the shaffer house. Now any errand...redbox,cerial craving , diapers.....beaus on it in a second so he can take out his new best friend. He hasent named it yet. im crossin my fingers for miss emily or something cheezy lame like that. anyway, its official beaus a biker. i guess i need to get some leather and bleech my hair.
   
   
   
   

MY FAIRY PARTY

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WINGS??

lets begin with a question shall we? what kind of crazy chick wants a PUBLIC FAIRY PARTY for her 25th birthday?? the answer is me. in honor of me getting older i bought some pretty black feather wings and a hip little apron. put em together and what do you get?? emily the fairy.The setting was the pub at Trolley square downtown. i instructed all of my guests to come as a fairy. some were reluctant. others said "sweet im gunna go find some cute wings!!" that i loved. why have a boring dinner with all of my friends who dont know eachother well and gab about work and blahhhhhhhhhh. that kind of stuf makes me barf chunks in my purse. the wings made this party!!! our conversation was light and fun and hillarious!! we spilled our guts on ugly guys we've made out with (andy i love you) and laughed till we almost peed. the watreces hated us. they were jealous cuz we had wings and could fly and they had to bring us stuff. they thought we were drunk, but none of us drank a thing!! my wings kept going in annas moulth. i waisted my food. suzzy and i hung out in the bathroom for a photo shoot. it was the best, and i want to do it again....im glad halloween is soon. i love this stuff! its my christmas. lucky for me tho, i dont need an excuse to play pretty fairy hooker girl in public. i just do it. i have been blessed with the ability to say and do whatever i feel. im a bit fearless. oh yeah im also blessed with one other "nice" thing: my freekin ghetto booty. yeah i caught some sick old dudes checkin it out. sick.oh not to leave out my "boyfriend" i dubbed omar. what a freek. good times. im lucky to have such good and loyal friends. thanks girls!! sereously i ask you to wear wings for my party and you do it cuz you love me:) you rock. im a magic kind of girl. gimme twinkle lights,wings,cupcakes,and jumping on beds. im in.

Arden crazy shaffer

Im into making lists. I began this one in my head late last night.

Arden these days

LOVES HER ARIEL T SHIRT
SAYS THANK YOU "TAE TOO"
LOVES HER NEW BEST BUD LIHAM AND SAYS HIS NAME UPON AWAKENING
OPENED A PACKAGE OF ROLOS AT WALMART CHECK OUT STAND....ATE ONE
VERY VERY SNEEKY
GETS INTO MY MASCARA,LOTION,PURFUME,SHOES ECT......
LIES AND SAYS SHES POOPED WHEN SHE ISNT
SWALLOWED A DIME ON SATURDAY.....(WE HOPE IT COMES OUT A NICKLE AND
FIVE PENNIES)
SAYS "I HAVE BOOGERS"
SPEAKS IN SENTENCES.....SOMETIMES UNCLEAR ONES
LOVES HER NURNEY
LOVES TO RUN AND JUMP "I RUN MOMMIE I JUMP"
SAYS SHUT UP "SHUP"
YELLS AT OUR DOGS
LIKES TO EAT "CANEY" CANDY
LIKES KITTIES AND CALLS THEM "CAT-IES"
LOVES KIDS AND BABIES
HAS AN AMAZING MEMORY
CALLS DAD BEAUIE
HATES HER POTTIE LOVES DIAPERING BABY DOLLS
LIES ON OUR DOG CARE BEAR...TRIES TO SNUGGLE
LIKES THE MOVIE JUNO? I KNOW WEIRD HU.
SPITS HER WATER FROM THE SIPPY AND LAUGHS
DANCES TO ANY BEAT
LOVES TO SING ALONG WITH DADDY AND HIS GUITAR
PEEKS OUT THE FRONT WINDOW IN AMAZEMENT
LOVES CHO CHO TRAINS....HAD HER FIRST TRAX RIDE AND LOVED IT!!
BURPS AND LAUGHS FARTS AND SAYS "TOOT TOOT"
POINTS AT THE SKY AND SAYS "BLUE"
HAS GROCERY STORE FITS AND RUNS AWAY





SINGS THE ENTIRE TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR SONG WITH NO HELP

Arden Betty

This is Arden Betty. Our good friend jessica potter tok her pictures at the temple this april. Check her page out......Romabeephotography.com

This night we went to a moon lit beach and made out. I love my husband so much!! We had to hide from the renta cop kicking people off the beach.
A word on getting away. so your married. you see eachother poop. you argue over finances. lets face it dudes the day in day out can wear on you and your marriage. That is why i strongly suggest getting away. Leave the kids, drop everything and just go!! Consider it an investment to your marriage. People say "Its so expensive, we just cant afford it" i say ; stop saying that!! how can you afford not to? your kids deserve parents that are in love!! When all you do is kids, kids, kids, diapers, grocerys, meatloaf, work,fix the car,fix the thing, life gets mundane!!! It gets boring and then you start to pick at eachother for stupid things because your not living!!! You are instead going through the motions. pee poop sleep eat. Guys.....do yourself a favor and get away from reality. I fell in love with beau all over again during this short and cheep trip to our very own version of paradise.

eating gelato in a perfect little alley.

we found a car covered in computer keys!! do u love it or what!!?

we had our first kiss on this beach.

i want to be a mermaid. its getting out of hand how much i want this. can damn urcela just give me a tail and take my voice!! im done with this land crap.

this was our four year wedding anniversary. we spent it on the beach that we fell in love at five years ago.

my husband is beautifull. thats right i said beautifull. that is the only way to describe him. hes a 10!!just looking at him gets me going.

this is my red suitcase. she goes everywhere i go. i refuse to purchase new lame luggage. vintage is the only way for this girl.

our first ride on an air plane together

This night was amazing!! my dear friend laura decided to get married and told all but three people. Anne and i went with her for her endowment and it was the best experience. i freeking love these girls. we all met in california at the sea cliff singles ward. anne was friends with beau and gave him my number!! i sereously owe her the world for reuniting beau and i. Laura is on of the most unique people you will ever meet. sereousley she eloped!! she has a cat called megan regret and once had a ring with a boyfriend that said laura+JASON +GARY COLEMAN engraved on it. she is crazy and that is why i love her. most girls look at me like im a total weener when im myself. not laura.we send eachother letters in the mail and tape weird things on them. laura sent me sand and i sent her anthrax a.k.a flour. good stuff. somewhere in my million junk drawers i have a pretty crayon drawing of a dead swallow by laura. its the most priceless piece of art i own. i need to tape it on my wall and i think i will.

Laura, Anne and Emily

domestic

Well well well...........here i am. cant spell. wont capitalize (i refuse to) and on a compurer blogging? sereously, who gave me a computer? dislexic and a resource rebel to name a few. life is good and im happy. i found myself telling beau how happy i am just the other day. this is amazing considering the many times i bawled him out going "i dont know what i want to do with my life" or "feel sorry for me because all can do is be a starving artist" SEREOUSLY LAME. when arden came she changed me. i became a completeley new person. im responsible??? yes, i am. and i give orders. its like when your a mom, you have too, IM DOMESTIC AND I LIKE IT. growing up i was made to beleve your nothing if you dont work. a stay at home mom was at the bottom of the food chain. for so long i fought this idea of marrage and kids and wiping asses all day long. well, turns out that was my calling here on earth. i spend my days with arden betty and nothing,no job no ammount of money could make me happier then she makes me each day. and guess what changing diapers is cool. cooking dinner is fun. im going to do it naked more often. BEAU SHAFFER IS MY ROCK. without him i would be in a hundai accent with armpit hair and a paintbrush in my hand.