MY FAIRY PARTY

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WINGS??

lets begin with a question shall we? what kind of crazy chick wants a PUBLIC FAIRY PARTY for her 25th birthday?? the answer is me. in honor of me getting older i bought some pretty black feather wings and a hip little apron. put em together and what do you get?? emily the fairy.The setting was the pub at Trolley square downtown. i instructed all of my guests to come as a fairy. some were reluctant. others said "sweet im gunna go find some cute wings!!" that i loved. why have a boring dinner with all of my friends who dont know eachother well and gab about work and blahhhhhhhhhh. that kind of stuf makes me barf chunks in my purse. the wings made this party!!! our conversation was light and fun and hillarious!! we spilled our guts on ugly guys we've made out with (andy i love you) and laughed till we almost peed. the watreces hated us. they were jealous cuz we had wings and could fly and they had to bring us stuff. they thought we were drunk, but none of us drank a thing!! my wings kept going in annas moulth. i waisted my food. suzzy and i hung out in the bathroom for a photo shoot. it was the best, and i want to do it again....im glad halloween is soon. i love this stuff! its my christmas. lucky for me tho, i dont need an excuse to play pretty fairy hooker girl in public. i just do it. i have been blessed with the ability to say and do whatever i feel. im a bit fearless. oh yeah im also blessed with one other "nice" thing: my freekin ghetto booty. yeah i caught some sick old dudes checkin it out. sick.oh not to leave out my "boyfriend" i dubbed omar. what a freek. good times. im lucky to have such good and loyal friends. thanks girls!! sereously i ask you to wear wings for my party and you do it cuz you love me:) you rock. im a magic kind of girl. gimme twinkle lights,wings,cupcakes,and jumping on beds. im in.