burn baby burn

las vegas................
im like "bobby pretend to kiss beau!!!"

me and the georgous leah and poop face chris angel

the luxor is bombdiggity and its my house now, this is half of the room we stayed in.

this is my dollar slot machine.....leah was losing patience with me because i only bet one penny at a time. not much of a risk taker folks.

i look like a fat moron in this one but its still cute:)

happy valentines day beau the rose

kiss......like the toungue?

beaufuss and the bobster

in the elavator at hard rock

pink man

slots are stupid and they take your two dollars that you could have gotten two red boxes with

the luxors bed me and all my candy

my deliciousnessssssssssss

bobby and the hot woman

the fancy pants place....boa.

here i look like elane in the episode where they get lost in the parking lot. "these fish are dying"

this was the view from our window....

im gunna go ahead and title this rant burn baby burn................. because one day viva las vegas will do just that. for valentines day beau and i went with our pals bobby and leah to vegas and it was damn amazing. it was the only the second time i have left miss ardee b for a few nights so i pretty much had to drug myself to sleep before bed every night or else id be tossing and turning without her. thank you god for nyquill. so um ok..............it was amazing and fun and perfect. good ole bobby worked his charm with the front desk at the luxor and got us sweets up top (by mr. chris angels room) first thing i did was jump on the beds and then play rich girl. funny thing about this room was that it had a huge glass window that was TINTED (and covered the entire wall) we totalt walked around naked and just hung out thinking no one could possibly see us......like people do right? yeah wrong.....so when we are in the car going to dinner we look up at the hotel and see the rooms all lit up and pretty.....and we notice THAT YOU CAN SEE IN EVERY SINGLE ROOM! so yes folks the entire population of vegas saw our butts.

We stayed out till 3am on valentines day. i havent done that in forever! beau was and still is addicted to roulette. he wone 30 big dollars yo!! im not big on gambeling so i did one slot....and bet a penny each time. i sereously thought i was gunna win big. yeah, im delusional because i lost a big woppin two bucks!! booya! whenever id go up a cent id say " my life is changing leah...i just know it things are changing" the casinos are filled with smoke and boobs. sereously its like babilon. i just kept thinking of the tower in lehis dream. the big and spacious building. vegas will burn and when it does its gunna burn hard.

i wore heels and i dont do this much..... so uptop is a picture of my feet falling off after walking a million miles. we ate at sexie overpriced posh restaurants....and i cringed at the prices. sereously who do these people think they are?

the last night beauie and i stayed in hard rock hotel. (so many memories at this place) i recal me at 19, sober and kissing any stranger i wanted in this place. our place. we ate chocolates in the huge bed and watched rob and big. HEAVEN. beau wanted to go gamble again.....but instead we opted for hard rock cafe and miss BIG DEB for out watrece. big deb is one scary biotch. sereously guys we left her a big tip only because we were scared to ask for change. after this we went to hes just not into you and i picked a fight with beau in the car. (because this movie made me hate ALL STUPID MEN) my poor hubby was like "what did i do?" nothin babe you just have a weener.

on our drive home we listened to a.f.i and screamed our little hearts out. this band is one from both our pasts and was nice to bring back. i need to listen to more of my "old music" the weird old building is one i took on the freeway because it was so pretty.( i love abandoned houses)

it was the best "balemtimes" day ive had in forever. oh wait except for the one when we took arden in her car seat to sizzler and watched john tucker must die instead of doing it because i didnt want to get pregnant again. yeah right, it was amazing. all except for the butts everywhere.

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   highlights of the trip................................
   

   seeing carrot top and screaming at him "hey thats carrot top" and beau goin "wassup man" he was a pretty nice guy, and i feel bad for saying his plastic surgery was botched. your beautifull mister carrot!!
   
   
   
   
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   fererra rochera chocolates...... in the pyramid shape box and the hotel that is a pyramid.....eating a pyramid in a pyramid.
   
   
   
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   my new purse because its pretty and its was fifty percent off homies!!
   
   
   
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   standing by rilo kileys guitar .....liz phairs album from likr 95?
   
   
   
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   bobby pinching the maniquins pasties and getting in trouble by the lady.
   
   
   
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   our car game "take a day away to play gay and eat chocolate....beaus....rainbow.........wet......green trees in yo mammas fridgadare-only 4 people will understand this.
   
   
   
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   eating whatever the crap i wanted
   
   
   
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   sleeping in
   
   
   
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   the huge tub
   
   
   
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    the green velvet chair
    
    
    
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    not having a care in the world..........................