forever-21 has maternity now...

what else can i say?

i spent $ 50.00

on motherhood maternity jeans

and then found these babies (see picture above) for

a woppin $13.80

holy crap!

this is enough to make me have

ten babies

did i tell you i made the skanky girls working

take this pair off a maniquin...

(yeah i do that sometimes)

pissed her off,

she had to stop blowing bubbles and talking

to the gay guy

and help the pregnant boring person :)

im excited to be not pregnant

and a little sad

because truthfully this may be my last go

i will now tell you a few things i will miss about

being a beast

1. cleaning cds with my bellie

2.setting a cerial bowl on my bellie and eating like a wild animal on the coutch

(making weird breathing noises)

3.my weird bellie-button

4. beau rubbing my bellie, arden kisses

5.eating what i crave, getting my food way always

i will not miss....

1.feeling like a lame knocked up utard

2.looking like a fat a

3.yelling at people at the maternity stores

4. sleeping all crazy at night, because i think

im smashing his head all the time

5.grunting

6.my thys...

i would write more...

but

ardens eating popcorn with katchup and i need to get in on this before its all gone

word to yo mutha

spent aweek

at the beach

pix comming soon....

no jelly beans for emily

went into the ob office to

take my glucose tolerance test

(the test for gestational diabetes)

zzzzzzzzzzz......i know....

 my dr. said i could eat a snicker bar

(instead of the disgusting orange sugar crap) when i told her i didnt want the test

so i arrive at the lab, candy in hand....and the lab teck

says "no way lady"

and something to the tune of "WE DONT DO THAT"

so he tells me i can do special jelly beans instead

and im thinking...ok ok a handfull of lime jelly beans...

i can handle that, my baby can handle that.

boy was i freakin wrong

the nurse...lets call her big wilma, she takes me

into the hallway like a naughty school child

and informs me that i have to

eat an entire bag of jellybeans

and she has to watch me eat them

bullshit.

i gave big wilma a piece of my mind

after that i went and bought a stretchy skirt and called

my mother

and she informed me that she nor any woman in my family has had this

thankyouverryeffinmuch.

when i go to the hospital

im like jessy james

im billythefreekin kid

im the antichrist

because

i question everything

its my body

its my baby

your not getting me the second time around

this time im in control

this picture remindes me of someone i know....
someone little and cute and crazy on a tricycle
not saying any names or anything....it just does.....