forever-21 has maternity now...

what else can i say?

i spent $ 50.00

on motherhood maternity jeans

and then found these babies (see picture above) for

a woppin $13.80

holy crap!

this is enough to make me have

ten babies

did i tell you i made the skanky girls working

take this pair off a maniquin...

(yeah i do that sometimes)

pissed her off,

she had to stop blowing bubbles and talking

to the gay guy

and help the pregnant boring person :)

im excited to be not pregnant

and a little sad

because truthfully this may be my last go

i will now tell you a few things i will miss about

being a beast

1. cleaning cds with my bellie

2.setting a cerial bowl on my bellie and eating like a wild animal on the coutch

(making weird breathing noises)

3.my weird bellie-button

4. beau rubbing my bellie, arden kisses

5.eating what i crave, getting my food way always

i will not miss....

1.feeling like a lame knocked up utard

2.looking like a fat a

3.yelling at people at the maternity stores

4. sleeping all crazy at night, because i think

im smashing his head all the time

5.grunting

6.my thys...

i would write more...

but

ardens eating popcorn with katchup and i need to get in on this before its all gone

word to yo mutha