forever-21 has maternity now...
what else can i say?
i spent $ 50.00
on motherhood maternity jeans
and then found these babies (see picture above) for
a woppin $13.80
this is enough to make me have
did i tell you i made the skanky girls working
take this pair off a maniquin...
(yeah i do that sometimes)
pissed her off,
she had to stop blowing bubbles and talking
to the gay guy
and help the pregnant boring person :)
im excited to be not pregnant
and a little sad
because truthfully this may be my last go
i will now tell you a few things i will miss about
being a beast
1. cleaning cds with my bellie
2.setting a cerial bowl on my bellie and eating like a wild animal on the coutch
(making weird breathing noises)
3.my weird bellie-button
4. beau rubbing my bellie, arden kisses
5.eating what i crave, getting my food way always
i will not miss....
1.feeling like a lame knocked up utard
2.looking like a fat a
3.yelling at people at the maternity stores
4. sleeping all crazy at night, because i think
im smashing his head all the time
i would write more...
ardens eating popcorn with katchup and i need to get in on this before its all gone
word to yo mutha