Friday, October 2, 2009

HOMELESS


I KNOW, I KNOW AMAZING RIGHT? OK HERES THE STORY....OCTOBER 2006 HALLOWEEN AT THE GATEWAY. ITS A TRADITION....SO I WAS OBSESSED WITH BEING HOMELESS...AND PREGNANT.(AND PREGNANT I WAS) BEAU GOT ME A HUGE IBC ROOTBEER (FOR MY 40 OV CORCE) A FAKE CIGGY, A DISNEY ON ICE BACKPACK, A FAKE BABY,AND SUM OLD SNOWBOOTS....EXCEPT MY FEET WERE TOO SWOLLEN TO WEAR THEM.OH,AND LETS NOT FORGET MY HOMEMADE WILL WORK FOR PROZAC SIGN!! OUR FRIENDS FRIENDS WHO'D NEVER MET ME SAID "YOU LOOK BAD...LIKE REALLY BAD"-AND IM LIKE "THANKS I KNOW" WITH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE:)

   ITS HALLOWEEN IM A MONTH FROM MY DUE DATE AND IN HOMELESS HEAVEN. OV CORCE THERE WERE YOUR TYPICAL "SLUTTY GIRLS WITH LOW SELF ESTEME WEARING  ITTY BITTY COSTUMES"SITTING NEXT TO US GOING "OMG WE LOOK SO HOT, LOOK AT THOSE FREAKS"-IN THE END A HISTORICAL  HILLARIOUS EVENT AND I CANT BELEVE I LOOKED THAT BAD. AS A RESULT I WILL BE A PRETTY FICTIONAL CHARACTER FOR HALLOWEEN YEARS TO COME.

9 comments:

Jessica Potter said...

You look ready to rough some bitches up! LOL LOVE IT!

Anna said...

hahaha
love it.
you make homeless look great.
i want rootbeer.

Kristin said...

Quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen!

Sorry I didn't call you back yesterday...rough day...no sleep.

Marley Family said...

That's funny I peed myself reading that! You look like S@#t!

Clint and Elle Stallings said...

I'm agreeing with Kristin, best costume I have ever seen... I love it, and I loved that you did it and looked spot on!!!!! Beau was a crack up too.

Sarah said...

hehehe.

Maren, Scott and Diesel said...

Best costume of the decade... serious

Heather said...

LOL!! You are hilarious.

Gotta say I love Beau's teeth! LOL!!

samnhal said...

I am glad that you love Halloween as much as I do. That is such a good costume, and you guys pulled it off amazingly.